Gambero Rosso. A Book Week Scotland Story by Jan Bee Brown

It was the white feather that caught the librarian’s eye…Naomi had picked up two books abandoned in the Library Staff Room and was about to return them to their rightful shelves when she noticed the feather was being used as a book mark in the book of Scottish Myths and Legends. She opened it up, it marked a page with instructions on ‘How to Kill a Kelpie’.

Now Naomi knew a little about Kelpies but had never thought she might need to kill one, it was late, she’d been running the Knit and Natter group and it was now time to lock up the library. She decided to take that book home, so she scanned it, placed it in her knitting basket and pulled the elasticated plastic cover tightly over the top against the rain.

She walked up the canal and the rain stopped and she noticed a woman dressed from top to toe in green sitting by some lock gates. Well top to ankle at least as she could not see her feet, the woman was wearing a long green-overall and a soft velvet hat in the centre of which was a strange brooch. She was knitting in the old fashioned way with 5 steel wires pointed at both ends’ in the round’. She was knitting something small, something pink and as she passed Naomi smiled and asked what the woman was knitting.

“I’m knitting a big toe,”

Now Naomi had knitted a good many strange things in her time, the library knitting group had once crocheted The Forth and Clyde Canal complete with knitted Navies, some swans and bees, lots of knitted bees and some of the towers of Grangemouth oil refinery complete with smoke, so this was not the strangest thing to knit. But Halloween had past and indeed why else would you need a knitted toe?

Naomi sat down for a natter and got her own knitting out, it was a sock, a stripy sock. She was using up the left over wool from the Library craft sessions.

The woman’s eye was drawn to Naomi’s basket where the book that had fallen open at the ‘How to Kill a Kelpie’ and suddenly a gust of wind blew up the canal and blew the feather bookmark up into the air. Naomi put down her knitting and chased after it but by the time she reached the bank it had floated into the middle and was starting to drift. Naomi was keen to get it back – that feather she knew was an Eagle feather and an Eagle was an endangered species and a full grown feather was rare – to be honest she was more interested in the mystery feather than in the book of Myths and Legends.

Naomi resolved to follow the floating feather but she needed her basket. She returned to the Lock to the woman who was knitting the big toe. As she bent down to pick up her basket she noticed that the woman had been kind enough to replace her half knitted sock in her basket next to the book.

“You’ll be needing this my dear…” she whispered and slipped a second book, a slim book a booklet into Naomi’s basket.

Naomi could just make out an X and a 5 and a 2 on the cover as she slipped the cover over the basket, she had no time to read any further if she was to follow the feather. Naomi waved her thanks and walked quickly up the canal.  As she passed the Pizzeria, she glanced at the sign:

“Don’t overlook the humble prawn”

Naomi giggled, she’d past the restaurant many times but not noticed the sign before. She reckoned that the feather would have stopped at the next set of lock gates and she could try and fish it out with a knitting needle and sure enough it was waiting for her caught in some waterweed. Naomi shuffled cautiously along the great wooden beam that dissected the canal and got down on her hands and knees the better to stretch out and reach the feather, but her arms just weren’t long enough so she turned back to get her basket perched on the top of the beam to pull out a needle and plop! The basket fell into the canal, she reached out to rescue her basket SPLASH!  Naomi grabbed the basket and sank to the bottom of the canal, she stood on the bottom knee deep in mud her long hair was swirling around head and then she realised that the lock gates were opening and with the force of the water she was washed out into the next stretch of the canal.

Now Naomi was good at swimming and she had no fear of water, but that basket acted like an anchor, it was dark and cold down there so she stood still and started to feel around her…her hand touched a cold something rough and bumpy like an iron surface. She felt along the sides to try and discover what it was. It seemed to her that this was a long tube, pointed at its end like a giant bullet, but who would need a bullet this big? Then she remembered that the factories that used to line the banks of the canal, The Falkirk Iron Foundry. The Carron Works had all been turned over to making bombs, munitions in The First World War.

Crikey! Perhaps this was a bomb or a giant shell? Her hands were trembling now but then they touched a smooth wheel the shape of the water stopcock under her kitchen sink, but this one was the size of a car steering wheel. She grabbed it with both hands and she turned it, it was heavy, it was rusty but Naomi was strong. With a rush of bubbles as a circular hatch opened and Naomi slid inside. Under the hatch there was another wheel, she slammed it shut and turned it, closing the hatch behind her to keep out the canal water.

Once inside she could hear ticking and a single red light blinked inside this giant iron tube. There was a forest of wires and pipe work that led to rows of switches and the pipes that lined the tube were pink with rust, they dripped and hissed and Naomi felt like she was in the belly of an Iron Giant. She felt around her, flicked a few switches and more lights came on, she discovered some writing on the inside of the tube; a name and a date:

“THE SHRIMP 1954”

Maybe she wasn’t inside a bomb? Maybe this was a submarine? If so she desperately needed some instructions…then she remembered the strange woman’s booklet and reached inside her basket and pulled it out:

X52 INSTRUCTIONS

She read it from cover to cover and located the ‘on’ switch, the dials and motors started up and she discovered that there was a periscope and another switch turned on a searchlight outside the sub like the headlamps on a car and if she took a look out of the periscope, she could see the underwater canal world outside. The Shrimp was soon moving through the murky water, she tried to remember how far it was to the next lock gate – she didn’t want to ram it.

How fast can a cast iron shrimp travel anyhow? She wondered.

She returned to the instruction manual to try and find out how to surface but everything she tried just made the shrimp submarine go faster – the needle on a gauge read 5.5 knots but Naomi wasn’t sure what Knots meant in terms of Horsepower. There was nothing for it so she decided to go with the flow, she looked through the periscope and she was amazed what was at the bottom of that canal.

A triangular men-at-work sign was stuck in the mud, although it might have been a man struggling to put up an umbrella? Shopping trolleys, old bikes, a birdcage with a parrot long extinct, even a gun floated past, an old pistol with a white hilt, the trigger glinted gold! Car tyres, cartwheels, a wagon wheel from an old Stagecoach! The further the midget submarine travelled the more ancient the rubbish seemed to become and then she saw it – a giant eye looking back at her directly into the periscope and it did not blink.

She brought the X52 to a halt, she cranked a brass handle and found that she could move the periscope 360 degrees and whilst she stayed still around her pranced ghost horses their manes and tails sparked and their muscular limbs glowed outlined against the black water. Wow! They were strong horses, they were big horses they must be Clydesdales Naomi thought, horses that used to pull the barges along the canals or pull the carts in the town. But then a third horse joined in their playful dance, but this was no workhorse, this was bigger and this horse had a silver harness on and this horse’s eyes were wild, Naomi was transfixed she had never seen such a beautiful beast… it opened its mouth, its yellow teeth and screamed…

Suddenly the submarine shot to the surface, the wheel above her head turned and Naomi looked up to see a full moon shining down on her, then a face peering down into the submarine hatch and a strong hand pulled Naomi out of the craft and she found herself sitting on the same lock gate where she had met the woman that evening. An owl hooted and she heard a bubbling sound she looked down to see The Shrimp – her red rust-bucket of a submarine sinking to the bottom of the canal, its shape glowing with phosphorescence.

Naomi turned to thank her rescuer, a young man with dark wet hair and round his neck she noticed a thick silver chain glinted in the moonlight.

“Goodness what’s your name and where do you come from?” Naomi asked

“Oh I’m not from anywhere, I’m a traveller, and my friends call me The Duke”

“ Well thank you very much Mr Duke for fishing me out of the canal!” Naomi replied.

“What are you doing, I mean where are you staying tonight? – You can come and stay in my garden if you want, I’ve got a tent and then you can continue on to… on to…tomorrow?”

“Aye, right.” He picked up his old leather saddlebag.

Naomi wondered how he could live out of just one bag. She put up her tent in the garden, ordered take away pizza and had hoped to sit in the garden and listen to his stories but she was tired. She made him a hot water bottle and gave him a pillow and a sleeping bag. As she wished him goodnight she noticed his necklace, it fascinated her, the links were thick and square she had never seen anything like it before.

She took her library book to bed, she didn’t expect to get further than a few pages before her eyes closed but as she read Scottish Myths and Legends she understood who he was, what he was, the traveller, The Duke

An owl hooted as Naomi tiptoed out into the garden, the stranger in the tent was snoring strangely a sort of whinnying sound.  She quietly opened the zip of the tent. The man inside was sleeping his mane of hair spread out on the pillow she’d given him and it was still wet…he turned over onto his stomach and Naomi noticed that he had a feather tucked behind his ear, the eagle feather she had followed! The clasp of the silver chain around his neck was within her grasp – Naomi knew what she had to do – she had read the instructions – she knelt down and undid the clasp with a click and the chain slithered into her hands – it was icy cold to the touch and then she watched as the stranger shape-shifted, out of the sleeping bag his neck started to stretch out and his shoulders grew broader and his long arms lengthened, his elbows and knees twisted around and his hands and feet became silver hooves. With a flick of his magnificent mane he leapt through the tent door jumped the hedge and galloped away. All that was left of the stranger was the eagle feather left on the pillow.

The next morning Naomi was smiling as she walked to work. Everybody complemented her on her new silver necklace, everyone in the Staff Room at tea break wanted to touch it and it was oh so cold to the touch!

“Where did you get such and unusual chain?” Vikki asked.

“I found it in the canal, I dropped my knitting and fell head over heels…SPLASH!”

Naomi told them all about her adventure in the giant shrimp and her colleagues laughed, others raised an eyebrow because Naomi had always been a good storyteller. Vikki noticed the book that she had been reading was still on the staff room table. The lucky feather she had found in her own hair a few nights before was still sticking out of it. She picked it up and opened the book at the feather, it marked a different chapter: ‘How to Capture a Kelpie’.

A set of instructions followed…a silver bridal…magic power’… Vikki knew that Naomi was one of the smartest Librarians and if anyone could tame a Kelpie it would be Naomi, for a Kelpie’s power lies in its silver bridal and that was now in Naomi’s possession.

Inheritance Books – podcast 46

A knitted cactus on a desk

Hello and welcome to the Falkirk Libraries podcast with Vikki and Tanya

Today’s episode is where we discuss our Inheritance Books – those we’ve inherited from our families or that we’d like to leave to younger people.  All of the books mentioned can be found on our library catalogue

What we have been reading and listening to:

Tanya has been reading and listening to:

  • The Bannon and Clare mysteries by Lilith Saintcrow
  • You’re dead to me podcast

Vikki has been reading:

  • The Echo Killing, Christi Daugherty
  • Killers of the Flower Moon, David Grann

New and forthcoming adult books:

  • Grandmothers by Salley Vickers
  • Oligarchy by Scarlett Thomas
  • Legacy of Ash: Book One of the Legacy Trilogy by Matthew Ward
  • American Dirt by Jeanine Cummins
  • Dead Inside(Maggie Jamieson Crime Thriller, Book 1) by Noelle Holten

New and forthcoming children’s titles:

  • The Worrysaurus by Rachel Bright (Author), Chris Chatterton (Illustrator) (0-5 years)
  • Bunny vs Monkey 6: Apocalypse (The Phoenix Presents) by Jamie Smart (6 – 9 years)  
  • The Kid Who Came from Space by Ross Welford (10-13yrs)
  • Winterwood by Shea Ernshaw (Teen)

DVD recommendations

  • Playmobil the movie (U)
  • Angel Has Fallen (15)

Our Reading Agony this week:  ‘I’ve just moved out from my parents’ and I’m eating lots of expensive, unhealthy take aways and ready meals.   Can you suggest some good cookbooks for not very confident cooks’

  • Jamie Oliver’s 5 Ingredients
  • Jamie Oliver’s Ministry of Food
  • How to cook and keep on cooking by Simon Boyle
  • The Really Hungry Vegetarian Student Cookbook

Staff quote of the day ‘We have a very big rabbit’

Our Discussion was Inheritance books – as a tribute to BBC Radio 4s ‘Inheritance tracks’ where they ask famous people to share the music that was passed down to them by their families and the music track that they would like to pass down to younger people, we are doing a slightly different version:  Inheritance books where we share an adult and a junior book passed down to us and an adult and a junior book that we would like to pass down.

Tanya was passed down:

  • The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  • The Tiger who came to tea by Judith Kerr

Tanya passing down: 

  • Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl series
  • Terry Pratchett, Discworld novels

I think the main thing I’m passing down is a serious love of books and reading, and a belief that books make you happy and are not precious, pretentious, difficult things (unless that’s what you enjoy)

Vikki’s Inheritance Books

Adult / Junior book passed to me:

  • Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame 
  • Sam Pig and the dragon by Alison Uttley (out of print)
  • I know why the caged bird sings, Maya Angelou

Adult and Junior Book to pass on:

  • Finn Family Moomintroll , Tove Jansson
  • Pride and Prejudice , Jane Eyre but my son would probably would never read them
  • The World According to Garp by John Irving
  • PD James Cover her Face

Did you Know?  We have lovely friendly Knitting and crafting groups in several of our libraries – have a look on our website for information on when they run.  They’ll help out if you need a bit of support and the conversations cover most areas. 

Coming soon: Christmas – remember to pop in to pick up a few Christmassy picture books to share with the children in your life in the days before Christmas

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Poetry and love – podcast 16

Hello and welcome to the Library Love Podcast with Tanya, Anna and Vikki, today we were talking about our favourite poetry.  All the books mentioned can be requested in our library catalogue.  Though as always we started with a look at what we have all been reading recently:

Tanya –
• Reni Eddo-Lodge, Why I’m no longer talking to white people about race
The Fortunately Podcast (BBC Podcast)
Vikki –
• Murial Spark, The Ballad of Peckham Rye
Black Out by Ragnar Jonasson (3rd Dark Iceland Series)
Anna –
• Daniel O’Mally, The Rook
The Adventure Zone (Podcast)

New and forthcoming adult books:
• Lady Antonia Fraser, The King and the Catholics: The Fight for Rights 1829
• Jo Nesbo, Macbeth
• Stephen King, The Outsider
• Kate Mosse, The Burning Chambers
• Horowitz Anthony, Forever and a day

New and forthcoming children’s books:
• Tom Fletcher & Greg Abbott, There’s a dragon in your book (0-5)
• Robert Winston, Science Squad (5-8)
• Liz Pichon, Tom Gates: Biscuits, Bands and Very Big Plans (9-12)
• Natasha Farrant, The Children of Castle Rock (9-12yr)
• Matt Killeen, Orphan Monster Spy (teen)

DVD recommendations:
• Star Wars – The Last Jedi (12)
• Kingsman Golden Circle (15)
• Trollhunters – Tales of Arcadia: Series one (PG)

Our Reading Agony this week:
A library user asked us ‘I’m getting married and I’d like some good poems for the ceremony’
We have some great books to look through, how about:
100 favourite Scottish love poems by Conn, Stewart.
The world’s favourite love poems by Bushrui, Suheil B
The Picador book of love poems by Stammers, John.
Or just type ‘love poems‘ into your libraries’ catalogue and see what pops up – there’s loads of choice and you can have a lovely time reading them.

Staff quote of the Podcast:
‘I’m dreading coming in next week with my new glasses’ (in case we criticise her choice)

Our Discussion – We talked about some of our favourite poems and poets. Tanya loves Benjamin Zephaniah’s work particularly performed by him and would strongly recommend listening to Talking Turkeys which you can find on YouTube.  Some of the other collections and poets mentioned were:
Scars upon my heart : women’s poetry and verse of the First World War, Catherine Reilly
And Still I Rise, Maya Angelou
She walks in beauty, Caroline Kennedy
Silly Verse for kids, Spike Milligan
A book of Bosh: lyrics and prose of Edward Lear, Edward Lear
Selected Poems, Jenny Joseph

To find information about National Poetry Day and lots more poetry related information go to the Scottish Poetry Library

Did you know?
We have lots of knitting and craft groups in our libraries, these are free and you get a cuppa and a comfy seat and a chance to craft in company with some lovely people and perhaps borrow a craft book or two.
Please see our website for details for days and times.

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