Gambero Rosso. A Book Week Scotland Story by Jan Bee Brown

It was the white feather that caught the librarian’s eye…Naomi had picked up two books abandoned in the Library Staff Room and was about to return them to their rightful shelves when she noticed the feather was being used as a book mark in the book of Scottish Myths and Legends. She opened it up, it marked a page with instructions on ‘How to Kill a Kelpie’.

Now Naomi knew a little about Kelpies but had never thought she might need to kill one, it was late, she’d been running the Knit and Natter group and it was now time to lock up the library. She decided to take that book home, so she scanned it, placed it in her knitting basket and pulled the elasticated plastic cover tightly over the top against the rain.

She walked up the canal and the rain stopped and she noticed a woman dressed from top to toe in green sitting by some lock gates. Well top to ankle at least as she could not see her feet, the woman was wearing a long green-overall and a soft velvet hat in the centre of which was a strange brooch. She was knitting in the old fashioned way with 5 steel wires pointed at both ends’ in the round’. She was knitting something small, something pink and as she passed Naomi smiled and asked what the woman was knitting.

“I’m knitting a big toe,”

Now Naomi had knitted a good many strange things in her time, the library knitting group had once crocheted The Forth and Clyde Canal complete with knitted Navies, some swans and bees, lots of knitted bees and some of the towers of Grangemouth oil refinery complete with smoke, so this was not the strangest thing to knit. But Halloween had past and indeed why else would you need a knitted toe?

Naomi sat down for a natter and got her own knitting out, it was a sock, a stripy sock. She was using up the left over wool from the Library craft sessions.

The woman’s eye was drawn to Naomi’s basket where the book that had fallen open at the ‘How to Kill a Kelpie’ and suddenly a gust of wind blew up the canal and blew the feather bookmark up into the air. Naomi put down her knitting and chased after it but by the time she reached the bank it had floated into the middle and was starting to drift. Naomi was keen to get it back – that feather she knew was an Eagle feather and an Eagle was an endangered species and a full grown feather was rare – to be honest she was more interested in the mystery feather than in the book of Myths and Legends.

Naomi resolved to follow the floating feather but she needed her basket. She returned to the Lock to the woman who was knitting the big toe. As she bent down to pick up her basket she noticed that the woman had been kind enough to replace her half knitted sock in her basket next to the book.

“You’ll be needing this my dear…” she whispered and slipped a second book, a slim book a booklet into Naomi’s basket.

Naomi could just make out an X and a 5 and a 2 on the cover as she slipped the cover over the basket, she had no time to read any further if she was to follow the feather. Naomi waved her thanks and walked quickly up the canal.  As she passed the Pizzeria, she glanced at the sign:

“Don’t overlook the humble prawn”

Naomi giggled, she’d past the restaurant many times but not noticed the sign before. She reckoned that the feather would have stopped at the next set of lock gates and she could try and fish it out with a knitting needle and sure enough it was waiting for her caught in some waterweed. Naomi shuffled cautiously along the great wooden beam that dissected the canal and got down on her hands and knees the better to stretch out and reach the feather, but her arms just weren’t long enough so she turned back to get her basket perched on the top of the beam to pull out a needle and plop! The basket fell into the canal, she reached out to rescue her basket SPLASH!  Naomi grabbed the basket and sank to the bottom of the canal, she stood on the bottom knee deep in mud her long hair was swirling around head and then she realised that the lock gates were opening and with the force of the water she was washed out into the next stretch of the canal.

Now Naomi was good at swimming and she had no fear of water, but that basket acted like an anchor, it was dark and cold down there so she stood still and started to feel around her…her hand touched a cold something rough and bumpy like an iron surface. She felt along the sides to try and discover what it was. It seemed to her that this was a long tube, pointed at its end like a giant bullet, but who would need a bullet this big? Then she remembered that the factories that used to line the banks of the canal, The Falkirk Iron Foundry. The Carron Works had all been turned over to making bombs, munitions in The First World War.

Crikey! Perhaps this was a bomb or a giant shell? Her hands were trembling now but then they touched a smooth wheel the shape of the water stopcock under her kitchen sink, but this one was the size of a car steering wheel. She grabbed it with both hands and she turned it, it was heavy, it was rusty but Naomi was strong. With a rush of bubbles as a circular hatch opened and Naomi slid inside. Under the hatch there was another wheel, she slammed it shut and turned it, closing the hatch behind her to keep out the canal water.

Once inside she could hear ticking and a single red light blinked inside this giant iron tube. There was a forest of wires and pipe work that led to rows of switches and the pipes that lined the tube were pink with rust, they dripped and hissed and Naomi felt like she was in the belly of an Iron Giant. She felt around her, flicked a few switches and more lights came on, she discovered some writing on the inside of the tube; a name and a date:

“THE SHRIMP 1954”

Maybe she wasn’t inside a bomb? Maybe this was a submarine? If so she desperately needed some instructions…then she remembered the strange woman’s booklet and reached inside her basket and pulled it out:

X52 INSTRUCTIONS

She read it from cover to cover and located the ‘on’ switch, the dials and motors started up and she discovered that there was a periscope and another switch turned on a searchlight outside the sub like the headlamps on a car and if she took a look out of the periscope, she could see the underwater canal world outside. The Shrimp was soon moving through the murky water, she tried to remember how far it was to the next lock gate – she didn’t want to ram it.

How fast can a cast iron shrimp travel anyhow? She wondered.

She returned to the instruction manual to try and find out how to surface but everything she tried just made the shrimp submarine go faster – the needle on a gauge read 5.5 knots but Naomi wasn’t sure what Knots meant in terms of Horsepower. There was nothing for it so she decided to go with the flow, she looked through the periscope and she was amazed what was at the bottom of that canal.

A triangular men-at-work sign was stuck in the mud, although it might have been a man struggling to put up an umbrella? Shopping trolleys, old bikes, a birdcage with a parrot long extinct, even a gun floated past, an old pistol with a white hilt, the trigger glinted gold! Car tyres, cartwheels, a wagon wheel from an old Stagecoach! The further the midget submarine travelled the more ancient the rubbish seemed to become and then she saw it – a giant eye looking back at her directly into the periscope and it did not blink.

She brought the X52 to a halt, she cranked a brass handle and found that she could move the periscope 360 degrees and whilst she stayed still around her pranced ghost horses their manes and tails sparked and their muscular limbs glowed outlined against the black water. Wow! They were strong horses, they were big horses they must be Clydesdales Naomi thought, horses that used to pull the barges along the canals or pull the carts in the town. But then a third horse joined in their playful dance, but this was no workhorse, this was bigger and this horse had a silver harness on and this horse’s eyes were wild, Naomi was transfixed she had never seen such a beautiful beast… it opened its mouth, its yellow teeth and screamed…

Suddenly the submarine shot to the surface, the wheel above her head turned and Naomi looked up to see a full moon shining down on her, then a face peering down into the submarine hatch and a strong hand pulled Naomi out of the craft and she found herself sitting on the same lock gate where she had met the woman that evening. An owl hooted and she heard a bubbling sound she looked down to see The Shrimp – her red rust-bucket of a submarine sinking to the bottom of the canal, its shape glowing with phosphorescence.

Naomi turned to thank her rescuer, a young man with dark wet hair and round his neck she noticed a thick silver chain glinted in the moonlight.

“Goodness what’s your name and where do you come from?” Naomi asked

“Oh I’m not from anywhere, I’m a traveller, and my friends call me The Duke”

“ Well thank you very much Mr Duke for fishing me out of the canal!” Naomi replied.

“What are you doing, I mean where are you staying tonight? – You can come and stay in my garden if you want, I’ve got a tent and then you can continue on to… on to…tomorrow?”

“Aye, right.” He picked up his old leather saddlebag.

Naomi wondered how he could live out of just one bag. She put up her tent in the garden, ordered take away pizza and had hoped to sit in the garden and listen to his stories but she was tired. She made him a hot water bottle and gave him a pillow and a sleeping bag. As she wished him goodnight she noticed his necklace, it fascinated her, the links were thick and square she had never seen anything like it before.

She took her library book to bed, she didn’t expect to get further than a few pages before her eyes closed but as she read Scottish Myths and Legends she understood who he was, what he was, the traveller, The Duke

An owl hooted as Naomi tiptoed out into the garden, the stranger in the tent was snoring strangely a sort of whinnying sound.  She quietly opened the zip of the tent. The man inside was sleeping his mane of hair spread out on the pillow she’d given him and it was still wet…he turned over onto his stomach and Naomi noticed that he had a feather tucked behind his ear, the eagle feather she had followed! The clasp of the silver chain around his neck was within her grasp – Naomi knew what she had to do – she had read the instructions – she knelt down and undid the clasp with a click and the chain slithered into her hands – it was icy cold to the touch and then she watched as the stranger shape-shifted, out of the sleeping bag his neck started to stretch out and his shoulders grew broader and his long arms lengthened, his elbows and knees twisted around and his hands and feet became silver hooves. With a flick of his magnificent mane he leapt through the tent door jumped the hedge and galloped away. All that was left of the stranger was the eagle feather left on the pillow.

The next morning Naomi was smiling as she walked to work. Everybody complemented her on her new silver necklace, everyone in the Staff Room at tea break wanted to touch it and it was oh so cold to the touch!

“Where did you get such and unusual chain?” Vikki asked.

“I found it in the canal, I dropped my knitting and fell head over heels…SPLASH!”

Naomi told them all about her adventure in the giant shrimp and her colleagues laughed, others raised an eyebrow because Naomi had always been a good storyteller. Vikki noticed the book that she had been reading was still on the staff room table. The lucky feather she had found in her own hair a few nights before was still sticking out of it. She picked it up and opened the book at the feather, it marked a different chapter: ‘How to Capture a Kelpie’.

A set of instructions followed…a silver bridal…magic power’… Vikki knew that Naomi was one of the smartest Librarians and if anyone could tame a Kelpie it would be Naomi, for a Kelpie’s power lies in its silver bridal and that was now in Naomi’s possession.

Getting to know us

Our second friendly staff member is Jennifer, who is based in Larbert Library

Jennifer reading

Your job?

I am the newbie to Falkirk Libraries.  I have worked in libraries for over 30 years but only moved to Falkirk area in January 2020.  My job is to look after the libraries in the west of the authority.

Favourite film? 

My favourite film is the Wizard of Oz.  I just love the change from black and white to glorious Technicolor.  I think the idea of home being where you feel safest is the part that always brings me back to that movie

Favourite music?

As I am getting older I find I tend not to collect new bands.  The most recent gigs I have been to were Public Service Broadcasting, Richard Hawley and Starsailor.  I do enjoy listening to live music and I am often to be found in a bar listening to a covers band of a weekend.

Best place to read? 

My favourite place to read is in my bed but that can be dangerous if you get a good book.  Suddenly an hour has gone by when you really should be sleeping.

Favourite food?

I would say I am a fan of Italian food.  Given the choice I would tend to go for pizza or pasta with something chocolatey to finish.

Any pets?

No pets for me but if I had to choose I would be a cat person.

Which is your local library (or libraries)

My local library is in North Lanarkshire, where I used to work.   As I spend all week most weeks in a library I tend not to visit my library but when I do I have to leave plenty of time to catch up with the staff.

Tell us what your library means to you

A library is a place where anyone and everyone is welcome.  If you want a chat there will be some to chat to but if you want to be left alone in peace, you can find that there too.  Big or small there will always be a book (or two) that catches your eye. 

What book or books would you like to share?

I am not one for re-reading books as there are just too many to read something twice.  I am a bit of a fan of a quirky French translation and have enjoyed Reader on the 6.27 by Jean-Paul  Didierlaurent and The President’s hat by Antoine Laurain.  They will leave you with a good feeling.

We Love Libraries – podcast 50

We love libraries - podcast 50

Hello and welcome to the Falkirk Libraries podcast with Vikki, Anna and Tanya

Today’s episode is our 50th podcast and we are discussing our love of libraries and our wonderful childhood memories of using libraries.  All of the books mentioned can be found on our library catalogue

What we have been reading and listening to:

Vikki has been reading:

  • The Hunting Party, Lucy Foley
  • The Family Gift, Cathy Kelly
  • The Lying Room, Nicci French

Tanya has been reading:

  • Hardcore 24 by Janet Evanovich
  • SOS: What you can do to reduce climate change by Seth Wynes

Anna has been reading and listening to:

  • Milk and honey by Faye Kellerman
  • 13 minutes to the moon podcast by the BBC

New and forthcoming adult books:

  • Victim 2117, Jussi Adler-Olsen
  • The Lost Lights of St Kilda, Elizabeth Gifford
  • The Deep, Alma Katsu
  • The Good the bad and the Little bit Stupid, Marina Lewycka
  • Mum and Dad,  Joanna Trollope

New and forthcoming children’s titles:

  • (0-5 years)  When a dragon comes to stay, Caryl Hart, Rosalind Beardshaw
  • (5-7 years)  Billy and the Mini Monsters at the seaside, Zanna Davidson and  Melanie Williamson (Illustrator)
  • (7-9 years) Evil Emperor Penguin (almost) takes over the World,  Laura Ellen Anderson
  • (9-11 years)  The Lost Magician,  Piers Torday
  • (Teen)  The Endsitter, Penni Russon

DVD recommendations:

  • Judy (12)
  • Maleficent: mistress of evil (PG)

Our Reading Agony this week: 

‘I’m planning a trip to celebrate a special birthday can you help me decide where I should go?’

General travel tips:

  • Where to go when the worlds best destinations Dk Eyewitness Travel
  • The Family Travel Handbook, Lonely planet
  • Travel Writer’s Way: Turn your travels into stories , Jonathan Lorie

Specific guides to different countries for short trips or longer ones

Staff quote of the day: “People are silly “

Our Discussion: Why we love libraries: our earliest memory of using the library

We raved about some of our memories of libraries as children:  Malmesbury in Wiltshire, Bath, Campbeltown in Argyll, and lovely Grangemouth Library here in beautiful Falkirk area.

And Vikki had some interesting stats and sound bites about libraries and their use

Did you know?   

A reminder about our requesting service….

You can request items either via our library catalogue using your card and pin…chose which library you would like to pick your item up from. Or in person with your card. if the item isn’t on our system we do charge  £1.20 But if its already on our system then its free

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What everyone should read – podcast 21

Hello and welcome to Series 2 of the Falkirk Libraries podcast with Vikki and Tanya.  This episode we were pondering the question “Which book do you believe everyone should read?”  All books mentioned in the podcast can be found on our Library Catalogue for you to request.

What we have been reading and listening to:
Vikki has been reading:
• Runaway wife Rowan Coleman
• Let me Lie, Clare Mackintosh
• The Zig Zag Girl, Elly Griffiths
Tanya has been reading and listening to:
• The Corpse at the Crystal Palace, Carola Dunn
• The Infinite Monkey Cage Podcast

New and forthcoming adult books:
• The Runaway, Hollie Overton
• Stygian, Sherrilyn, Kenyon
• Hammer of Rome, Douglas Jackson
• Katharina Code, Jorn Lier Horst
• Treachery of Spies, Manda Scott

New and forthcoming children’s titles:
• Mrs Blackhat by Mike Inkpen, Chloe Inkpen (0-5)
• I don’t want to play nicely!: a book about being kind by Sue Graves (5-7)
• The Boy Who Lived With Dragons by Andy Shepherd (7-9)
• The Creeping Clown A Tale of Terror by Jessica, Gunderson (9-11)
• The Monsters We Deserve by Marcus Sedgewick (Teen)

DVD recommendations:
• I Tonya (15)
• The Shape of Water (15)
• The Black Panther (12)

Our Reading Agony this week: “I need to find a new job and I don’t know where to start”
Here’s a small sample of possible titles we have to borrow:
• How to Succeed at Job Interviews, Jeanette Benisti
• What Color is Your parachute Guide to Rethinking Interviews, Richard N Bolles
• How to Get That Job, Malcolm Hornby
• Strengths Finder, Tom Rath
• Career Change in a Week, Patricia Scudamore & Hilton Catt
• The Straightforward CV, Pauline Rogers

Staff quotes of the day: Tanya – reading the astrology section in a book from the 1950s called the Citizen Housewife – ‘this says I’m a coquette’ – Naomi – ‘is that a potato croquet?’

Our discussion: Which book do you believe everyone should read? We asked a selection of Scottish Librarians at our professional conference and discuss their choices

Below are the titles suggested by our sample of librarians and just to carry on dispelling those myths about librarians they aren’t listed in alphabetical order!!!

• To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
• Stormdancer, Jay Kristoff
• The Aeronauts’ Windlass Jim Butcher
• The Secret History, Donna Tartt
• Good Omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
• The Book Thief, Marcus Zusak
• Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger
• The Poisonwood Bible, Barbara Kingsolver
• Pompeii, Robert Harris
• The Stand, Stephen King
• JPod, Douglas Coupland
• Lord of the Rings, J R R Tolkien
• The Girl Who Drank the Moon, Kelly Barnhill
• Man is Wolf to Man, Janusz Bardach
• Dracula, Bram Stoker
• The Idiot, Fyodor Dostoevsky
• Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
• Life After Life, Kate Atkinson
• Slaughterhouse 5, Kurt Vonnegut
• The Wolf: A True Story of Survival and Obsession in the West, Nate Blakeslee
• Rachel’s Holiday, Marian Keyes
• Anne of Green Gables, LM Montgomery

Coming Soon: “Crime Capers at Falkirk Library” we have Crime authors Ann Cleeves and Helen Fields with us in September for author events, please see our website for details.

Did you know? Library staff are amazing – they have all sorts of skills in research and if one of them doesn’t know where to find something, then they can find someone who does.

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